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Saturday, December 27, 2014

Knock Knock...

One of Evie's new favorite pastimes is telling jokes. If a conversation dies or a room is too quiet, she'll undoubtedly step in and fill the silence. Here are some of her best knock-knock jokes (along with a few photos that have nothing to do with jokes, but I think they're cute and want to show them to you):

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry—it's just a joke!

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Knock-knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel! 

And, her top jokes of a different variety:

Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see butter fly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done!

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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!

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Two monkeys were going to take a bath. The first monkey dipped his toe in and said, "Oo-oo! Ee-ee! Ah-ah!" And the second monkey said, "Just add some cold water, silly!"

I had to write those down because I never want to forget them—or anything else about this really fun three-year-old stage. I think it's my favorite yet.


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