Saturday, December 27, 2014

Knock Knock...

One of Evie's new favorite pastimes is telling jokes. If a conversation dies or a room is too quiet, she'll undoubtedly step in and fill the silence. Here are some of her best knock-knock jokes (along with a few photos that have nothing to do with jokes, but I think they're cute and want to show them to you):

Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry—it's just a joke!


Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel! 

And, her top jokes of a different variety:

Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see butter fly!


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done!


Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!


Two monkeys were going to take a bath. The first monkey dipped his toe in and said, "Oo-oo! Ee-ee! Ah-ah!" And the second monkey said, "Just add some cold water, silly!"

I had to write those down because I never want to forget them—or anything else about this really fun three-year-old stage. I think it's my favorite yet.

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Merry Christmas to All

love and joy come to you,
and to you glad christmas too;
and god bless you and send you a happy new year,
and god send you a happy new year.